Complete Nonsense

What is complete nonsense, well studies show that if you lie and then watch a movie with cheerios instead of popcorn, that's nonsense. Another example is lying. Studies have shown that people who make up complete nonsense have an average IQ of less than 50. A third example is going off topic from what is shown and doing something completely random as it dissolves into nonsense. This happened to me one time, one thing goes to another thing and you can’t stop, it’s an endless loop like the universe. It just keeps expanding like your mind. Your mind is a powerful thing, but have you ever wondered what consciousness is? Is your consciousness just simply the brain? Is it just a collection of memories stored only to be used by your body? What really is it? Let’s say you and I switched brains, like there was an operation where you and I were able to successfully switch brains with no problems. Would I be you? Would you be me? Let’s take a closer look at this. If you look in the brain, we see it is clearly pink, you know what else is pink? Gum is pink. We can use this as a starting point. Gum is sticky just like the brain, you chew it but don’t swallow it. Chewing toys are things in which you chew but don’t swallow. If you were to swallow gum, it is said that it will be stuck there for 7 years. This is a lie, I have absolutely no idea as to who came up with this and why people don’t want us swallowing gum. I mean whenever I swallow gum, it feels weird, but that’s only because I’m not used to swallowing gum. Come to think of it, who decides what is food and what isn’t food. Was a guy just on a chair and thought that if he could swallow it and it tasted like something, and that your digestive system could digest it, it would be considered food. If that’s the case why isn’t poop food? In fact, why does poop exist? How does all the cool foods you eat turn into this brown mush? Is it the stomach acid? Can your body lose stomach acid and never regain it? This is something else I got told when I was younger. When you barf, you barf a lot. So when you barf out all the food, is it just gone forever, lost to time. Come to think of it, where does anything go? I see useless things get thrown out all the time. But one useless thing that never gets thrown out is textbooks. Textbooks are the definition of useless. I mean who even needs it anymore, when was the last time you used textbooks. They’re a waste of time and money and you can do everything online. If I had a million dollars for every time I used a textbook, I would be broke, because I don’t remember the last time I used a textbook. Who even thought of textbooks in the first place. I mean, if you think about it, textbooks are just glorified lectures. I could spend 15 minutes listening to someone teach a lesson rather than spending an hour on my dyslexic ass reading this book. In fact, I would rather not read at all. I mean who reads nowadays. No one, that’s who. It’s inefficient and boring. If I’ve ever met someone who reads and enjoys it, I would either throw them off a cliff or pay them for their dedication. But here's the thing, if someone reads then they get smart. All the nerds read. And nerds will be the one we work for. I mean, Mark Zuckerberg owns all of us and 99% of facebook users are old boomers who don’t know what a smartphone is. All they ever talk about is the good old days when life was better. Yeah that’s great, I loved it back when we had to fight for freedom and it was a hard task to go out and find out about something. “Oh you kids have it so easy,” they tell me, but hey, news flash grandma, things change, get over it. They always say how we’re dumb and how we don’t know anything. Isn’t it your job? If you’re so anti-tech, then why don’t you teach us anything, we all have to look it up. Oh yeah, I know why, it’s because most of them are obsolete. Most things like reading a clock or an old paper map are obsolete and outdated. If you really want us to learn these outdated things, then teach us instead of whining. And that’s another thing, the boomers are always saying how much of a crybaby this generation is. Ironic considering they complain more about us being sensitive then us actually being sensitive. But there are also some cool old people, like my grandma who’s pretty chill. One time I went to Japan and apparently, they have school from August to July. That’s absurd, 2 months is good, but 1 month of summer is too short! We need to let these countries know that kids aren’t as dumb as you think. It’s unfair to those who are in other countries unaware of the fact that they have a shorter summer break. I feel for you Japanese kids. I’m just gonna rant about school in general. When I’m done with my work, I should be allowed to sleep, or play a game on my computer. Teachers are always saying how we should always do something productive. Well what was I doing all night? That’s right, my homework. And then when I wake up, I go over to school tired since I got 5 minutes of sleep, and then when I finish I can’t rest a little. WHY? Because the next period is gonna start and I might miss it? Okay, sounds fair. The worst part is that teachers tell us that we need 9 hours of sleep a day, or something like that. Well if that’s the case Mr. Garrison, (that’s not my teacher's name) then why do you think it’s okay to give us a truck load of homework and expect us to finish it by the beginning of school the next day. Let’s do the math, school ends at 3:00 PM most of the time, and it begins at 8:00 AM. If we do simple math, we get 17 hours to do it. Now that sounds like a lot until you realize that 12 hours of that is just going to sleep, having dinner, and doing other stuff. People have lives outside of school, and teachers don’t understand that because they only stay in the school. In fact, if I were trapped in school, it would suck. People need breaks, and assigning weekend homework isn’t helping. Like the only thing I care about when it comes to school is the impossible questions. Like what is 0/0. It’s a strange question. I like to try and think of it this way. Let’s suppose you have zero of nothing, and you divide it into nothing. What do you get, nothing. That’s why I think 0/0 is 0. I know it may be confusing but if you think about it, undefined simply means that there is no answer. And the lack of anything is 0. So that’s why I think 0/0 is nothing. In summary, math is a complex thing, and maybe 0/0 really has no answer, but if it is out there, we have to find it. I feel weird. Oh no, I think I went on a tangent. This was my third example of nonsense,  but that means that I’m nonsense. I’m full of it. I lie, I went on a long tangent. I guess this shows how unpredictable we are. Maybe nonsense isn’t useless, you never know when something could be useful, and maybe nonsense is one of those. If you ever listen to nonsense, just keep it in mind. Don’t trust it 100% of the time, but just keep it in mind. That’s my advice to you and if you can think open mindedly to everything, you can go far.