The Dog and the Ham

There once lived a dog and a ham. The dog asked the ham, “Can I eat you?” The ham replied, “No, you may not eat me as I am my own living creature.” But the dog really wanted to eat the ham as he loved ham, it was his favorite food, so when the ham refused to be eaten, the dog got mad, and when he gets mad, he bites whatever made him mad. He started to try and bite and eat the ham, but the ham was running away. The ham found a house. He went in and there was an old man, the old man was cooking some food, when he saw the living ham, he quickly caged it up and gave it to the FBI. The FBI killed the man and ran some tests on the ham, and then gave it to the mans dog. Then a frog came and asked the dog, “How did you manage to eat the ham?” The dog said, “Oh it’s easy, the ham was living, which is weird, so he was sent to the FBI and was killed and given to me, so if something stands out, then it will be given to me, and no one else.”